I wasn’t exactly expecting to see Las Vegas again so soon after my previous trip, but circumstances (and relatively cheap tickets) dictated otherwise. It was also a nice way of capping off 2009 (in early 2010) with some gluttony and entertainment. Here are some comments in fragmented form, and note that this is about 200 times larger than what Twitter will allow you in a single post. Also if this was some sort of spammy site, I’d split this into six posts, but you will be getting it in the full unadulterated form:
1. Airport Security (LAS): As mentioned previously, airport security on the Canadian side felt more comprehensive than the security in the US side. I was fully expecting a “light massage” from security on the US end, but I guess they don’t care about terrorists boarding flights to Canada. When walking to the LAS terminal, there was zero lineup. The TSA guy looked like he was half asleep on the desk before looking at our passport and boarding pass and then whisking us along for the metal detector and carry-on bag scan. Unlike in Canada, I was actually allowed to take my netbook computer in its carrying case.
2. Airport Wireless: McCarren Airport (LAS) has free wireless. YVR has free wireless. It is amazing how a small provision of service like that can make a flight delay so much easier. Also having penny slot machines can be amusing and is probably a good source of revenue for the airport. I wonder what would happen if somebody actually won something big at the airport – would you be quickly given a wad of $5,000 cash, or would you have to miss your flight to fill in the 50 pages of paperwork to claim your prize?
3. Incident while flying back home: The flight back (Westjet 1785, scheduled departure was 10:40pm) was already delayed 45 minutes. We then boarded the plane, but the plane wouldn’t take off – it was still connected to the gate. About 20 minutes later the pilot said that “there was some paperwork that had been misplaced and has to be produced before we can take off”. Another 40 minutes later, it is obvious that something is going on. Some passengers two rows in front of me asked the attendant and it was mentioned that “there was a medical incident”. Upon being queried why this wasn’t announced to the passengers, the attendant said that “it was a private matter”. The passenger was not happy at that answer and said “Can we choose to leave the plane?” and the attendant said “Yes you can.”. After 10 minutes or so they (a group of three) left.
Their baggage had to be taken out of the airplane, but this did not cause an additional delay.
I am not sure what rules governed this situation. I have done a cursory look at various policies but couldn’t find a thing indicating what the heck happens in a situation where you expect a huge delay in taking off and you just want to get off the plane because you don’t want to be stuck with your knees against the metal of the back of an airplane seat and in a position that is nearly impossible to sleep in.
The pilot announced on the flight’s PA system that there was a medical incident, and that the paramedics have been called and they will be coming in around 10 minutes; that the decision to not take off was solely his, and that if we have anything constructive to say that we can talk to him. He was obviously very well trained for an incident like this since his words felt like they were uttered from a conflict resolution manual.
I estimated that there would be a 75% probability we would take off in exactly one hour and didn’t have much choice in the matter anyhow. Half an hour later, the pilot announced that the paramedics determined that the person in question indeed should spend the night in Las Vegas and has left the plane; and that we will be taking off. They had to locate his luggage in the hold and remove it, which took another 20 minutes. We eventually got to YVR at around 3:30am, and got back to Chilliwack at 5:15am, and suffice to say the next couple of days were write-offs as I find it very difficult to mentally recover from these trips in a day.
Two things troubled me about this. One is that despite looking at the front of the airplane constantly, I never saw any paramedics or people leaving the airplane except for the three people two rows in front of me. Maybe they were in the area just outside the airplane. The second is what medical condition might you have that could still let you board the airplane, but before the plane takes off you decide to tell somebody “Oh, I might be sick, please let me off the plane!”. Either the passenger in question is an absolute idiot (which does happen sometimes) or they decided that was the time to get a mild heart attack or something. Very strange. I’ve learned from reading other people’s experiences that the information that you get told by the airline crew pertaining to these sorts of situations is usually bullshit, so I am very highly skeptical of what I saw.
4. Wynn Las Vegas: When I walked around this place last October, I felt like I was trailer park trash walking through Beverly Hills. The place just screams “high class”, or at least people that want to pretend to be high class. The amount of money they must have spent on this place on “simple” stuff like artwork and decor must have been amazing. To prepare for this, I did bring a decent set of clothes so that way I wouldn’t look like a redneck bumpkin when walking around.
Perhaps one of the best functional innovations I’ve seen is using the hotel key-card as the “frequent gamber’s card” that most casinos issue to determine how much money they can suck out of you on future visits. You can also use it to pay for hotel services (e.g. the buffet) which goes directly to your account. So it acts as a virtual bank account for your stay. Whoever thought of this was a genius, although you better guard the card with your life.
I never had a chance to check out their fitness facilities (or pool) mainly because I started developing some symptoms of a mild touch of the flu (extremely sore throat in the morning and late evening) but looked around, and suffice to say the pool looked quite inviting if it was actually warm outside. They close it when the sun sets, which is interesting since I think it would be quite a nice place at night as well.
Of note is that the vacation package that we got (3 nights) included a US$75 “resort credit” which doesn’t go far at the Wynn, but is useful nonetheless. You just can’t use it on gambling.
5. Wynn Las Vegas (Room): Wow. Lots of red-pink. Had a view looking at the strip, primarily Treasure Island on the right and the Mirage on the left. There was a button you could press to open and close the curtains which was pretty cool. There was also a huge flatscreen TV that swiveled from the wall. Probably most impressive was the bathroom, with a shower and a soaker tub, and his-and-hers sinks. The bathroom felt like it was half the size of the entire room, which in itself was quite large. Perhaps most importantly, when you shut the curtains, the room got very dark. This is essential to getting a good night’s sleep.
6. Wynn Buffet: I never thought I could walk out of a place paying US$35 (plus 8.1% sales tax!) for a buffet and think it was worth it, but oddly enough, it was. Deciding what to eat before watching the 9:30pm show of Le Rêve, we looked at the menus of the various places and decided on some stuffy French restaurant near the waterfall. It was booked until around 8:30pm (an hour and a half later). I am glad that it was full since then we decided to do the buffet. Not only that, but it probably “saved” money too. After waiting about five minutes to line up, we got in, and stuffed our faces silly. The food was quite high quality, more than at any other buffet I have been to. In fact, it puts the rest of them to shame.
Of note is that they have a wide variety of seafoods available. It must cost them a fortune to have them shipped in, so that’s what I primarily indulged in. You literally had to have an eating strategy to make sure you got enough variety and to keep each portion at a reasonable size so you have enough stomach for future courses. I went through 4 plates of dinner, each one having roughly 5 items. I felt like a teenager reliving my “all-you-can-eat” days, except with a flair of sophistication. Something noticeable was that the Alaska King-sized crab legs were quite popular, so I grabbed three of them on my final plate, in addition to a healthy portion of smoked salmon (which I absolutely love eating). Other notable seafoods included mussels with a light brothy gravy, the sea bass, the scalloped ceviche, etc.
The only “miss” food in the dinner buffet was the anchovies and red/yellow pepper salad, which was served in a glass. It was inadequate because the anchovy flavour (a really fishy flavour) had been soaked out of the fish, and its mushy texture combined with the mushy peppers did not leave a favourable impression on me. The sushi was also mediocre, but I only had one piece to confirm my visual opinion (go to Ichiro’s in Steveston for a much better experience!).
There was a variety of desserts available, mostly served in shot glasses. Some of them were hits (the fruity ones in particular) and their Tiramisu was excellent – in fact, it nearly compares to the Tiramisu that I can make, so I was fairly impressed. They didn’t skimp out on the Marscapone cheese. There was some misses as well (in particular, the mint chocolate cake was brutal!).
The other odd thing of note here is that when I was getting ready for dessert, I got a coffee, and the waiter gave me a mug that was very hot, full of hot coffee, and it was good coffee because of flavour and the fact that it was HOT, even after you stick in a tablespoon of cream. Such a simple thing, but they got it correct. Most places do not. I was impressed.
7. Le Rêve: When entering into the theatre, the obvious thing that strikes out at you is that you are entering into a circle, where the people sit around the main stage, which itself is a circular swimming pool with a platform that can rise. The other obvious thing is that the seats looked comfortable and they were.
At no time did anybody’s cell phone ring, and the staff were very diligent at flashlighting people early on that had digital screens on their cameras on, or heaven forbid, had their flashes on. After about the first 3 minutes this was no longer a problem during the entire show. I was delighted.
The show itself is very difficult to describe – there is a very abstract plot about a girl trying to decide what guy to get, but it doesn’t feature too heavily. The main feature is the lights and water and sound and the acrobatics. I did leave thinking “What the heck did I watch?” but it was very well performed. The amount of planning and choreography that goes into these productions are immense and the athletic capability of a lot of the performers are equally immense.
If you are considering buying tickets for this, there is functionally little difference between the seats, no matter where you are around the circle – in fact, half way up the circle is the ideal spot if I had to estimate. The “splash zone” (two rows on the bottom) are slightly cheaper and you may get one or two drops of water on you during the show.
8. Blue Man Group: I’ve been meaning to see these people for nearly a decade (ever since they were the feature group that was on Intel Pentium 2 advertising) and finally got to see them. The four previous times I’ve been to Las Vegas, I told myself if I won $100 gambling in any form that I would go and see them. Unfortunately, I have done nothing but lose money in Las Vegas, so it never happened.
The best way of describing the show is that it is pure entertainment – there is no plot, it is just all fun. I quite enjoyed it, but it is at a completely different level than Le Rêve – with the Blue Man Group there is no athleticism, no dance, but it reminds me of watching a techno-fied 100 minute episode of what you would get if you had three instances of Mr. Bean with blue faces on stage mixed in with a healthy dose of Tron.
The music was just the right volume – loud, but not too loud. Lots of drumming. The guitars were not too annoying. There were lights that went on and off and of different colours. It was well done.
There were two absolutely hilarious moments that I would completely spoil by mentioning them here, so I won’t. They were just such outlandish pieces of humour, and I’d recommend the show for a “funny time”.
The ticket pricing of half of Le Rêve seemed appropriate. We sat in the “Red” seats and did not find it too far to the side considering that the “Blue” seats were 40% more expensive and were literally only two rows to the center closer. The internet ticket purchase interface could use a “seat selector” feature.
9. Poker Moment: So after a couple failed $5 attempts at trying to hit a royal flush playing some video poker, I headed downtown to hopefully find some drunk tourists playing poker and found the Golden Nugget. At this time it was around 1:00am and they had some no-limit games going on and some 3/6 and 2/4 fixed limit Holdem. Since I wasn’t in the mood to play no-limit (I felt like I would blow through $100 on something stupid), I then went to the 3/6 table. There were 7 people there including myself. It took about 10 minutes of folding to determine the poker personalities around me. Of particular note was the person three spots to my left that was obviously drunk, judging by how red his face was. He reminded me of the drunk Japanese Minister of Finance at the G7 conference. The lady to his right was a “call machine” and only played if she had an ace in her hand. There was a younger person to my immediate left which was crafty and we never clashed on the table. Finally there was a shark two spots to my right which I avoided whenever he was in a hand.
A good deal of hands saw the river, so I knew that I had to adjust accordingly and not over-commit to good starting hands in case if I got drawn out.
The feature hand (or the “suckout story”) was that I was in early position and got dealt a 99. After calling (intention is to fold if I saw face cards on the table) I got four people seeing the flop. Flop was an 8-5-4, two spades. So far, so good. I bet. Two folded, the call station lady and the drunk man called. Next turn was a queen. I figured I would be raised if somebody had one, so I bet into this. The lady folded, and the drunk guy called. Final card was a 6, not a spade. I bet into this, the drunk guy raised, and I said “oh crap, he had the 7″ and called. He had a 5-6, one spade, one club. Oh well – down $24 on that hand.
Maybe I should have raised pre-flop, but this is not a money making decision on a loose table – the way to make money is to have as many suckers in while having a killer hand – I was ideally hoping to spike a three of a kind on the flop. For the rest of the game, I noticed the drunk guy always played with connectors (e.g. 56, 78, JQ, etc.)
The table in 15 minutes broke up and I moved onto the 2/4 table which was the only other fixed limit game left, and left there after making a few bucks (which in the long run is impossible to make because of the excessive rake they take from the pots), but net down $19 after one hour of combined play.