Predictions for 2009
Posted in Commentary on December 31st, 2008 by Sacha PeterIt’s been awhile since I did this, but I will be making some predictions for 2009. Note whenever I do this, my “hit rate” is slightly better than throwing darts blind at a dartboard, so take these predictions with a grain of salt – if I manage to get a few correct it is because of blind luck, rather than any sort of prognostication skills.
But first, we will get into my 2008 failed predictions:
1. Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination (oops).
2. Sarah Palin was a good VP choice for McCain (oops).
3. Bob Rae would win the next Liberal Leadership Race (oops).
4. Saying the stock market hit a bottom when Bear Stearns went bankrupt (oops). Thankfully I didn’t put too much money on that one.
5. “The era of cheap fuel is truly over, barring some major technological discovery.” – May 22, 2008 (oops). Although I was still making the argument that $1.30/litre gas is relatively cheap.
6. Predicting a significant political event will occur from a photograph that will later be revealed to be completely doctored.
For the 2009 predictions, my judgment of “risk” will be defined by the following:
(e) = easy prediction
(m) = medium-risk prediction
(h) = high-risk prediction
Politics
1. (e) Stephen Harper will be Prime Minister on December 31, 2009.
2. (m) Barack Obama will have an approval rating of less than 40% on December 31, 2009.
Economics
3. (m) Canada’s projected deficit for 2009-2010 (when accounting for actual fiscal performance as judged by the October Fiscal Montior) will be -$30 billion, plus or minus 10%. (i.e. the cumulative deficit from April 2009 to October 2009 will be -17.5 billion).
4. (h) Canada will repeal legislation to tax income trust distributions.
5. (h) The yield on a 30-year US treasury bond be below 3% by December 31, 2009.
6. (m) The Canada-US dollar exchange rate will decline (i.e. US dollar will strengthen, CAD will weaken) from January 1 to December 31 (currently 0.8227 as I write this).
7. (m) The S&P 500 will close December 31, 2009 at 825, plus or minus 10%.
8. (m) Oil will end the year at US$35/barrel, plus or minus 15%.
9. (m) Median condominium sale price in the Greater Vancouver area will decline 18-23% from December 2008 to December 2009.
10. (e) GM or Ford will recapitalize, regardless of any ‘bailout’. (i.e. this will involve the conversion of debt to equity in a bankruptcy or prepackaged arrangement, significantly diluting existing shareholders).
11. (m) Q4-2009 real GDP will be lower than Q4-2008 real GDP.
Geopolitical
12. (h) At least one Latin American country will go through some sort of ‘significant revolution’ by years’ end.
13. (h) A nuclear emission will occur in the atmosphere by years’ end. This could be due to either a nuclear meltdown or atmospheric nuclear weapon detonation.
14. (m) The USA will not incur a terrorist attack directly resulting in the deaths of more than 5 individuals.
Culture
15. (m) The new Star Trek movie will “suck”. Let’s define “suck” as “not as bad as Star Trek 5, but in or around Star Trek 3, or the last three next generation Star Trek movies”.
16. (e) Canucks will actually make the playoffs this year…
17. (h) … but {the Canucks will} lose in the second round of the playoffs.
18. (e) Bittorrent networks, despite bandwidth throttling, packet shaping and other measures by ISPs, will continue to thrive.
19. (e) By the end of 2009, you still will not be able to find a cell phone plan in Canada that will have 200 minutes, unlimited evening and weekends, caller ID and voicemail for $25/mo. Data rates for mobile phones will still be “ridiculously expensive”.
20. (m) Facebook will be somewhat marginalized by the end of 2009; this is sort of analogous to what happened to Myspace in 2006 – i.e. it will still be a significant service, but not the “wonder darling” of the tech industry it used to be.
21. (e) Facebook and Twitter will not go public.
22. (m) Global warming (climate change) will no longer be the primary environmental focus by year’s end.
I encourage everybody reading this to take a risk and post their own predictions, with the full understanding that you can look like an utter idiot after a year is up.
